I was chosen to perform with Philly’s best local stand-ups at Helium Comedy Club
2031 Sansom Street
Philadelphia, PA 19103
You can get tickets right here. I’ve never done this before and, depending on how it goes, I may never do it again. Don’t miss this maybe once in a lifetime opportunity probably. I’m just kidding. You can miss this opportunity if you want. I’m not your dad, I can’t tell you what to do.
Hey! Watch our new Titanic video, you big idiot! I’m sorry. That’s rude. PLEASE watch our new titanic video, you piece of shit.
…Without Really Dying. The Cracked.com sketch I wrote is up on the main page of cracked TODAY! It stars some of my favorite Cracked people and is directed by the incomparable Michael Swaim. Go watch it!
Hello! It’s turning out that February was a very successful month for me. I won Cracked.com’s Video Sketch Competition with the script “Going the extra mile for the promotion.” It premiers on April 2 and will be posted in the videos section once it’s up. Also. my article 6 Terrifying User Agreements You’ve Probably Accepted finished in the top 10 for the months traffic and is currently number 8 on the top articles for the past 30 days. You can expect two new Cracked articles this month and I have 4 more being considered. I’ll of course update the site with that information as it happens.
I added a new video. It’s a Back To The Future one. You all like that movie, right? Go watch it. The video I mean. And the movie, I guess. Whatever.