- Hey, hair growing on my ears. I thought I had a very lengthy mirror discussion about how you're not welcome there, you fuckers.
A Quick Prediction about The Watch
So, have you seen the trailer for The Watch starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade? I’ll see it. I’ll see that movie. And I’ll tell you why. Because, in a totally manly way, I love Richard Ayoade.
Hunger LAMES – This Film Was Made 12 Years Ago
By Erik Germ
I will not be reading or seeing the Hunger Games. It may be a cool book and Suzanne Collins may even be a competent writer. I won’t ever know. I’m sick of telling people I don’t support this series and them backing off as if I just told them I want to be the next Hitler. Continue reading
6 Lovers Quarrels (That Got Totally Out Of Hand)
By Erik Germ
We all get into little tiffs now and again. It’s a part of every relationship. Continue reading
Chatroulette – Why You Should Feel Bad For Being A Dude
By Erik Germ
It was a Saturday night teenage Erik Germ might have been familiar with. I was home alone, there was nothing to do and I had napped as much as I could. I began to wonder what I should do after I polished off the Wawa classic hoagie I was eating. Continue reading
Hipsters and the things they ruined for us.
By Erik Germ
Do you hate hipsters? Of course you do! Everyone hates hipsters! Not just because they look stupid or because they don’t contribute to society at all. We hate them because it’s easy. Continue reading
The Pixar Film CARS 2 is so very wrong and here is why
By Ryboflavin
Let me start off by saying that it pains me to write this article. I love the Pixar films and let it be known that in my shared opinion, Pixar is most likely the greatest studio in the history of motion pictures. Continue reading
Part One
By Erik Germ 
He woke up with a start. Even though His eyes were open, He couldn’t see. Waving His hand in front of Him was useless; for some reason, He couldn’t lift His arm. He was sweating now. Continue reading
[car] Laws We’re All Sick Of People Breaking
By Erik Germ
I can’t be the only one. The only guy who sits in his car seething for 70% of every drive he makes wishing every other motorist on the road was dead. Continue reading
Today’s best April Fools site makeovers
April Fools is a great day for websites to fool really, really stupid people who can’t read a calendar. Continue reading