A Quick Prediction about The Watch

So, have you seen the trailer for The Watch starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade? I’ll see it. I’ll see that movie. And I’ll tell you why. Because, in a totally manly way, I love Richard Ayoade.

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How To Succeed In Business…

…Without Really Dying. The Cracked.com sketch I wrote is up on the main page of cracked TODAY! It stars some of my favorite Cracked people and is directed by the incomparable Michael Swaim. Go watch it!


dogboner deleted his facebook

dogboner deleted his facebook. it used to be cool but it’s not any more. plus privacy is a real issue.

Hunger Games is a rip off

Read my new article. Then never speak to me about Hunger Games.

Hunger LAMES – This Film Was Made 12 Years Ago

By Erik Germ

I will not be reading or seeing the Hunger Games. It may be a cool book and Suzanne Collins may even be a competent writer. I won’t ever know. I’m sick of telling people I don’t support this series and them backing off as if I just told them I want to be the next Hitler. Continue reading

New Article Up on Cracked.com

Check out this article on Cracked. I wrote 50% of it.

March Updates – February Was a Good Month

Hello! It’s turning out that February was a very successful month for me. I won Cracked.com’s Video Sketch Competition with the script “Going the extra mile for the promotion.” It premiers on April 2 and will be posted in the videos section once it’s up. Also. my article 6 Terrifying User Agreements You’ve Probably Accepted finished in the top 10 for the months traffic and is currently number 8 on the top articles for the past 30 days. You can expect two new Cracked articles this month and I have 4 more being considered. I’ll of course update the site with that information as it happens.

New Video – Back To The Future Themed

I added a new video. It’s a Back To The Future one. You all like that movie, right? Go watch it. The video I mean. And the movie, I guess. Whatever.

Lorraine Baines is a Bitch


Two bystanders at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance discover something unsettling about Lorriane and George.


Written by Erik Germ

Erik Germ
Tommy Germanovich Jr.

Directed by Steve Condon

Edited by Joe McFadden

Shot at Quick Shutter Studios

Videos Page Is Here

Videos page is up. Go look at the meager amount of shitty videos I’ve made. Next up, all my animations will get their own special page, instead of linking to the old site’s videos.